Dieux du Stade. *DEAD* - Persephone's Slash and Fanfiction Suite
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Dieux du Stade. *DEAD*

Drop everything, friends.

My Dieux du Stade coffee table book and Making of the 2005 Calendar DVD arrived today.

I've been staring at punishing nudes of men all day and haven't stopped uttering the name of Jesus for hours. It calls for the default icon.

What am I going on about?

The French Rugby Team, Stade Français. NAKED. Photos by painter turned photographer, Francois Rousseau.

Apologies in advance for the awful scan lines.

I'm in paradise.





*gruntinggg*





*swooning*











*dead dead dead*






To quote my sister, who's been playing rugby for nearly a decade and a half: There's that whole camaraderie thing you don't get when you're on a posting or on a submarine or whatnot.

o_O No idea, people.


Look at this creature.






Is somebody kidding me?


This, meanwhile, is the beauty with whom I'll be eloping, to Mexico.



They are Italian, and they are brothers. *cries for days*




On the making-of DVD, this one twists his hips ever so delicately, all the while smiling, while waiting for the photo. *throws self off cliff*



*ggggnnnnnaaarrrggghhh*


(this is him from the back)





Then a bunch of portraits.

Look at the eyes on this sonofabitch.


This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday. agy&%^$^%ghhas,













I love this one's look. Love it love it love it.






The brothers.




My only complaint, and it is a big one, is that the younger brother's photo is not featured solo in the book, only on the cover.



From the DVD.
His name is Olivier Sarramea. He's French, he's 6'4", and I'm incoherent.








This is her job.




Therefore she wins.



*cries a river* elaur, please be so kind as to arrange the funeral service for my deceased self.


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Vashtan: Touching me
From:vashtan (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 08:46 am (UTC)
Okay...
.... these aren't men, they're gods.

I think we should start a cult. Featuring lots of naked marble statues in their likeness....
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Persephone: so hot
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 08:53 am (UTC)
Re: Okay...
Fucking hell, yes.

I still can't believe what I'm seeing.
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Kitten: guy-naked by water
From:dubh_ceol (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 08:51 am (UTC)
Oh. My. Sweet. Gods. Above.

*keens, then keels over*

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Persephone: by babycakesin:  wibble
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 08:54 am (UTC)
Riiiiiiight??
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Date: 2006-08-16 08:55 am (UTC)
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Persephone: snoopy laughing
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 08:59 am (UTC)
....!!!!
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Bria: chasing booty
From:doeeyedgrim (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 09:05 am (UTC)
You just had to do this picspam today, didn't you? After I spent a good half hour of Dido & Aeneas rehearsal being tossed over a burly sailor's shoulder? Need I mention that said sailor is played by a gymnast a scant year older than me? A gymnast with incredible blue eyes?

*lusts*
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Persephone: by orlisbunny: gary staring
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 09:07 am (UTC)
You are all kinds of screwed! lol!!
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green_grrl: boytouch
From:green_grrl (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 09:16 am (UTC)
Italian brothers: where classical Roman statues come from

*pants*

This is her job.

I am officially firebombing my high school career counseling office for not informing me of this option. *cries*
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Persephone: by lunabloom: steve pout
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 09:21 am (UTC)
All they ever talk about is law! Medicine!
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Persephone: doc hands
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:39 am (UTC)
Can you imagine? Breathing the smell of his skin alone. How do you not just stick the tip of your tongue out and flick a little.
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sildil
From:sildil (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 10:08 am (UTC)
These are gorgeous, not only because the guys are SOOOOOOO hot, but the photos are exquisite!
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Persephone: sally in love
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:41 am (UTC)
It was a wonderful thing, that he tried his hand at photography from painting. I just want to lie down and stare. Oh wait.

Heh.
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seanlily
From:seanlily (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 11:23 am (UTC)
ok, wow!
must check out this whole rugby thing
much drooling
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Persephone: by babycakesin:  wibble
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:42 am (UTC)
Nuff said.

I used to watch their world cups just for the opening dance the All Blacks would do. Thiiiiighs.
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afra_schatz: Mark by justinetre
From:afra_schatz (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 12:00 pm (UTC)
I'd come to your funeral to thank you for these but I'm quite dead myself right now. Sorry.
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Persephone: base by ezz
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:43 am (UTC)
Do not apologize. For we two have survived many, many hours of perving together. Aand if we both die here, then all hail the sport of rugby.
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Fat-Bottomed Girl
From:dorkdance (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 12:01 pm (UTC)
You're evil, you know this?

I made a LJ header with the 2004 guys. The one reclining and holding a rugby ball in front of him is my absolute favorite, ever.
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Persephone: doc portrait 2
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:47 am (UTC)
He is perfection. His curves and straight lines (that stomach! guhh!!) are perfection. And the quiet expression on his face..

*stops talking*
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The Rev: eroica
From:the_reverand (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 12:36 pm (UTC)
Eeee! I was just eyeing this book (again!) yesterday! It's been in my wishlist. ^ ^ Lord, what lovely players! I have to say the brothers, your fiance, and the guy who pointedly undresses down to just his shirt... those are my favorites. oO

THank you for the scans!
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Persephone: calvin wibble
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:50 am (UTC)
*cries* I can't be allowed to think of the brothers.

your fiance

*laughs* *cries* Can somebody please tell him?

The one undressing who looks like a kid, I'm sure has gotten someone in very big trouble in his lifetime. *squeezes eyes shut*
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Wozza: sploding ovaries
From:aislinn (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 01:07 pm (UTC)
good.god.
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Persephone: by orlisbunny: gary tease
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:50 am (UTC)
I have no ovaries left.
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Katie: tww: hungover josh
From:ktnb (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 01:07 pm (UTC)
o_O

Well, I'm going to be pretty much useless for the rest of the day. Holy hell.
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Persephone: paris chibi
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:51 am (UTC)
My whole day yesterday was written off.
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Lhun, the Tabloid Queen: gila - AG
From:lhuneldaiel (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 01:24 pm (UTC)
*tries...to...breathe...*

When did athletes become such sluts??? Frack, I'm almost hyperventilating.

That young boy, the blonde young boy, GUH! I could just stare at that for hours.

Thank you for sharing the perv!
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Persephone: hootsquee 2
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:53 am (UTC)
When did athletes become such sluts???

Is that a trick question? Because..

That jailbait blonde boy is the dictionary definition of trouble. I mean, seriously. Mindfuck.
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Elf Lady
From:elflady_2001 (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 01:50 pm (UTC)
O.M.F.G.!!!

*dies*
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Persephone: steve candy
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:54 am (UTC)
It's insane. INSANE.
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Cele's Journey
From:ladycele (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 01:52 pm (UTC)
Jesus. I think I swallowed my tongue.
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Persephone: doc portrait 2
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:55 am (UTC)
You might need it though. For exploration.
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Ezz Valdez: thud
From:ezzvaldez (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 02:08 pm (UTC)
You show us these things in order to have company in the afterlife.

Nnnnnggggghhhh.
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Persephone: hold me
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:57 am (UTC)
It's why I have a permanent suite in Hades. No point in paying guest by guest. I'll go broke.
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Faux Punk Fatigue: JRM pelvis
From:circestale (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 02:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, great... now I'll never make it through work today.Mommy. *meep*
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Persephone: eric eyes 2
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 12:59 am (UTC)
*cuddles you tightly* I hope you made it! I got the package after my work day, so it didn't matter that I was useless for the rest of the day. I've never pawed so much.
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Bernie
From:bkm5191 (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 02:54 pm (UTC)
jesus fuck, ok rugby? not so much like this in nz. i played I know.

We have an expression over home.

"fucking oath it's for when there is no WORD just NO WORD that covers what you feel.

fucking oath I only got half way through. I need a minute before i look at the rest.

bits of me are trembling
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Persephone: steve stare
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 01:02 am (UTC)
My jaw hung permanently open the whole half of yesterday. It was as if I'd finally gone mad and was seeing exactly what my fevered mind wanted to see. Because which team have I ever heard of taking it off for the camera? With bodies like that? *sits on the floor*
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M'lyn: WTF face
From:mlyn (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 03:31 pm (UTC)
*tears rolling down face*

Oh... *trails off and stares*

Okay, the Italian brothers? Anyone else thinking Michelangelo's David?

Look at this creature.

He looks like he's 14. I am so, so dirty.

And *they're* dirty too. How did they get so dirty, Persephone? Did they play in the dirt? *lip quiver* Did they roll around in the dirt all naked and tangled up?

I'm going to make an icon of #6 so Haleth has an image to use for Albert Laurent's ass.
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Persephone: so hot
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 01:07 am (UTC)
Anyone else thinking Michelangelo's David?

Perfect. Right down to the way his brow is set. *clutches hair*

The 14 year old.. What's eating my brain is that fact that he's playing for the best team in France.. with those monster men, and hold his own. With an ass and thighs like that, he's got to be a monster himself. *is dead from the contrast*

How did they get so dirty, Persephone? Did they play in the dirt? *lip quiver*

*points and laughs while crying*

The ass shot will make Haleth happy. Yes.
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mrsbean: SeanTheDark/mrsbean
From:mrsbean (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 04:11 pm (UTC)
Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us Sinners, now and at the hour of our death, Amen.

Jesu Cristo, woman! I don't think I've ever laid my eyes on more beautiful skin and perfect asses in one place, in my life. You, my dear woman, win the prize!
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mrsbean: NaughtyAss/Wizzicons
From:mrsbean (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 04:17 pm (UTC)
Wait! I missed this: This one is the spitting image of the twenty-three year old Brazilian who followed me home on my 30th birthday.

And??????
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Date: 2006-08-17 01:20 am (UTC)
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Tayler: other-gay-true romance
From:_tayler (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 04:16 pm (UTC)
Here by way of killerweasel

OMG...those boys are amazing!!
I think I need a cold shower before I spontainiously combust!!
GADS!
Thanks so much for posting them!
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Persephone: sinfest wibble
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 01:21 am (UTC)
You're welcome! I hope the shower helped you. I find once I dry off, I'm back to sqaure one.
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Date: 2006-08-16 05:20 pm (UTC)
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Persephone: sinfest wibble
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 01:34 am (UTC)
My scanner and I had a very tough night. She couldn't spread her legs wide enough to scan some of those shoulders breadths. I had to parttake in a lot of coaxing.

In the DVD, they were playing rugby naked. Throwing the ball to each other and grappling. *passes away*

How the hell did they get his ass so perfectly rounded? Who knew they made men like that?

*sighs in resignation*

That's what the Cave is for.

*weeps* This was before I knew of the existence of the Cave. But I had to send him home. Too much like a drug.
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Sam: b&w couple by me
From:moimoietmoi (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 05:28 pm (UTC)
OMG!

*stares*

*drools*

*rolls all over the floor*

I have their 2004 calendar and the photo of the blonde brother is on its cover. Guh. I don't care if we're on 2006, to me it's still 2004!
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Sam: corset by pantyshopping
From:moimoietmoi (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 05:42 pm (UTC)
Can I make icons with your scans?
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Date: 2006-08-16 11:26 pm (UTC)
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Lilith: woof!
From:lilithilien (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-16 06:28 pm (UTC)
hoooooooooooooollllllllyyyyy cow .....

*electrocutes self from spilling drool liquid on computer*
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Persephone: base by ezz
From:perseph2hades (link to this)
Date: 2006-08-17 01:39 am (UTC)
*provides rubber padding* Delicious. Just too delicious.
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